Corrupt a Wish

Fedele · Post by **Fedele** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 1:52 pm

You do. You are now the proud owner of chlamydia, gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis, crabs, scabies, hepatitis B, HIV, Trichomoniasis, Ureaplasma infection, HPV, and more. To be an STI master is your destiny!

I wish I were delegate of Osiris.

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Thu Aug 04, 2016 3:40 pm

Granted, but you are overthrown in a coup next update.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Fri Aug 05, 2016 11:58 pm

Granted but you die of a terrible disease.

I wish I had multicoloured hair.

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:40 am

Granted, but you get cancer and the chemotherapy makes you lose your hair.

I wish I could be more politically correct about cancer.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 8:21 pm

Granted but you become Hillary Clinton.

I wish I had my own RL nation state.

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Sat Aug 06, 2016 10:23 pm

Granted, but it falls because you probably don't know a thing about economics.

I wish I could stop spamming.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 6:35 am

Granted but your fingers fall off.

I wish I could swim the Pacific Ocean with one breath.

Scieca · Post by **Scieca** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 10:35 am

Granted, but this takes place in an alternate universe where the Pacific is just a drop of water so it's no extraordinary achievement.

I wish I could be better at corrupting wishes.

Post by **Adytus** » Sun Aug 07, 2016 1:30 pm

Granted but you are to good, to good.

I wish I had more time to spam.

Gradea · Post by **Gradea** » Mon Aug 08, 2016 3:13 am

Granted but that's the only thing you do. Ever.

I wish I procrastinated less.