Corrupt a Wish

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:15 pm

Somebody makes a wish, for example:

I wish I could swim.

And you reply corrupting that wish, for example:

Granted, but you have now grown gills.

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:55 am

I'll start.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:08 pm

Granted, but now you've got indigestion.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:57 pm

Granted! However your house may be on fire.

I wish I had someone to warm my bed if ya know what I mean

Post by **Koth** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:19 pm

Granted, but it's Jimi

I wish I had a jar of dirt.

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:42 pm

Granted, but it may contain trace amounts of anthrax.

I wish my hand didn't hurt.

Post by **shetef** » Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:15 am

Granted, but Lefty just isn't the same.

I wish I could sleep.

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:31 am

Granted, but you overslept and didn't get anything done.

I wish it was Christmas already!

James · Post by **James** » Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:26 pm

Granted, but only because God thought he'd give you something happy to focus on whilst the apocalypse unfolded.

I wish I was the Emperor of Earth.

Post by **shetef** » Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:00 pm

Granted. Unibot gets jealous over your recent conquest and slays you in the night.

I wish my hands weren't cold.