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Granted, but he gives you love

I wish for love
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Granted, but now Unibot is madly in love with you.

I wish for pizza.
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Granted, but it's moldy

I wish for one million didgerydoos
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Granted, they all play at the same time and tear you apart molecule by molecule.

I wish for some chocolate, without poison.

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Grented. But its expired, with bacteria growing on it, you get severe food poisoning

I wish for a massaging chair
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Granted, the massage settings goes to "hella" and kills you.

i wish for a snowflake.

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Granted, but its a huge sculpture that ends up rolling and killing you and everyone you love

I want to live in Santas House.
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Granted, but it's Robot Santa from Futurama, and you're now dead.

I want to seduce Christina Hendricks.
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Granted. But her husband kill you in your sleep

I want to be special
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  • x3 Keeper of the Osiran Deshret (Osiris)
  • x2 Scribe of Media (Osiris)
  • Sekhmet Legion Corporal (Osiris)
  • x3 Former Curator of the Deshret (Osiris)
  • Councilor of the Deshret
  • Former Deputy Director of the Assembly (Lazarus)
  • Former Minister of War (Balder)
  • Former Minister of Integration and Civic Service (Balder)
  • Jomskivikings (Balder)
  • x1 member of the Storting (Balder)
  • x2 Member of the Senat (La France)
  • x1 Prime Minister of La France
  • x2 Member of Parliament (CoDN)
  • Election Commissioner (TNP)
  • x1 Minister of Foreign Affairs (CoDN)
  • Interim Prime Minister (CoDN)
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Granted but your special in being bored.

I wish for some cake.
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