Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Tim Stark** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 4:05 pm

Granted, it eats you.

I wish your pony hadn't eaten you =/

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:57 pm

Granted.

I wish for a fully-functioning, vegetarian pony that lives in my yard.

Post by **Tim Stark** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:06 pm

Granted, but it eats everything, including Harry your favorite Cactus

Plagentine · Post by **Plagentine** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:57 pm

I find your lack of wishes disturbing.

I wish for a lightsaber which cannot hurt me.

Post by **Tim Stark** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:42 pm

Granted, but the guilt of having it hurts you.

I wish for a bunny

Revall · Post by **Revall** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:14 pm

Granted but that rabbit is a bona fide gold digger and finds a new sugardaddy.

I wish for a fleet of deadly warships.

Post by **Tim Stark** » Wed Jan 06, 2016 10:52 pm

Granted, but their guns all jam

I wish I'd be in the Delegacy already

Plagentine · Post by **Plagentine** » Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:19 pm

Granted, you reach it by using proxy servers and get found out by the mods who proceed to DoS you.

I wish i was the root admin of NS.

Post by **Tim Stark** » Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:09 am

Granted, but you break NS

I wish I had a piece of pie

Plagentine · Post by **Plagentine** » Fri Jan 15, 2016 1:00 pm

Granted, it's the explosive pie from spongebob and it kills you.

I wish for shrek.