Corrupt a Wish

[Kemi]

Granted. It's used.

I wish for a pair of pet rocks.

[Fanster]

Granted, but they are parts of the Hope Diamond(which is cursed) and you die.

I wish I could live forever.

[Dragonian Alliance]

Granted, You however continue to age and eventually reach the point where you are unable to move. Eventually buried alive being mistaken as dead.

I wish for Omniscience! (All Knowledge)

[Festavo]

You know everything so now you are consumed with knowledge and spend yours days scribbling down hyper intelligent yet very confusing ramblings. You are kidnapped by the government so they can perform tests on you.

I wish for everybody to be active in Osiris

[Dragonian Alliance]

Everyone is active in Osiris. Many soon become overly active, quitting their jobs to help the region twenty four hours a day. Without money they lose electricity one by one, starve to death, or go insane through a lack of sleep.

I wish to eat the greatest Muffin ever to exist!

[Festavo]

The muffin causes you to have endless orgasms it is so good. You end up going too the doctor, but die in a crash on the way because of your impaired abilities

I wish for a wish with no consequences

[Dragonian Alliance]

You cast your wish, but nothing happens. You dont even move from the spot. The entire world is frozen in time, for now there is no time for a consequence to occur.

I wish Dragons exist where I live.

[Festavo]

The dragons breath fire and burn you and your family to a crisp.

I wish for a wishful thinking emo

[Dragonian Alliance]

Your wish is granted. The wishful thinking emo stands in front of. Behind the emo however, a tear in space time forms at the impossibility. With in seconds the Universe is destroyed and restarted by a man in a blue box.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[Festavo]

You decide to wish for a million bucks, but you end up with a million male deer.

I wish for strength beyond compare