Corrupt a Wish

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:27 pm

Granted. Every end of each October in the year ghosts come out and prey on the living. Those ghosts are DoS players.

I wish for a hill.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 5:11 am

Granted. The hill is actually a volcano.

I wish for a cat

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Oct 07, 2015 6:55 pm

Granted. It's being held by a shirtless man: you can look, but you can't touch the cat.

I wish for a Pepsi.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:46 am

Granted. The Pepsi bottle contains black vinegar.

I wish for Shia LaBeouf.

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 4:54 am

Granted. You wish for him, but you just get his voice in your head saying: "Just DOOOOOO it!"

I wish for a box fort.

Post by **Festavo** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:52 pm

Granted, but the boxes, but you must pay property taxes on the fort.

I wish for a kitten.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Thu Oct 08, 2015 2:52 pm

Granted. It's an angry bobcat kitten

I wish for Festavo as Phez

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:53 am

Granted. He sits on your head and he's 120 pounds.

I wish for a cup of tea.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:11 am

Granted. You're on the Heart of Gold, and it is a liquid almost, but not quite unlike tea.

I wish for a blue alien

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:42 pm

Granted. You get taken away in its flying saucer and probed without any memory of the alien or the abduction.

I wish I wasn't so tired anymore!