Corrupt a Wish

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:43 am

Granted, you will sleep like an angel.......Tomorrow night

I wish for a disco ball!

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:41 am

Granted. It came from a Dalek, and he's not too pleased with you....

EXTERMINATE!

I wish for ice cream.

Ninja Kittens · Post by **Ninja Kittens** » Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:58 pm

Granted. But it's booger flavored.

I wish for all weekends to be three day weekends.

Fanster · Post by **Fanster** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:08 am

Granted, but now each week is 11 days long.

I wish that this wish to be immune from any corruption.

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:01 am

Granted. The Wish Monster misinterprets it as the other corruption. Your wish can't be bribed but it just got corrupted in the usual way.

I wish for a pair of pet rocks.

Ninja Kittens · Post by **Ninja Kittens** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:44 am

Wish granted, but they're gender opposite in that way only rocks can be, and multiply at a rapid pace, eventually burying you beneath their spawn.

I wish for a fluffy pillow.

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:56 pm

Granted. The fluff is raw wool. And it smells terrible!

I wish for a bucket.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:42 am

Granted, it's made of concrete and is as tall as you are.

I wish for a blank composition book

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:15 am

Granted. It rains and it gets wet.

I wish for a ball.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:07 am

Granted, it's the third moon of a gas giant orbiting a star on the far side of the Andromeda Galaxy.

I wish it were October year round!