Corrupt a Wish

Fanster · Post by **Fanster** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 8:06 pm

Granted, but Forest Gump ate all the chocolates.

I wish that I were Pharaoh.

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 10:06 pm

Granted. You allow Osiris to get couped because you didn't notice a tarter and OFO ceases to exist.

I wish that I could concentrate on my dispatches all over the place!

Bon · Post by **Bon** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 1:46 am

Granted, but you'll keep forgeting you ever wrote them.

I wish I could be everywhere at the same time...

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Sep 21, 2015 4:13 am

Granted. You explode and a mess is created. You are now everywhere at the same time.

I wish that this headache would subside!

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:53 am

Granted! Now your back hurts.

I wish my back would quit hurting.

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 1:06 am

Granted. Your foot hurts now.

I wish for a lazorbat.

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Wed Sep 30, 2015 9:50 pm

Granted, unfortunately it's delivered pointy end first by the closest sith lord.

I wish my foot would quit hurting

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:47 am

Granted. Your one good eye hurts.

I wish the chat I'm OP of wasn't so unruly at times!

Ainocra · Post by **Ainocra** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 12:56 am

Granted, the chat you are not op of however becomes unruly all the time.

I wish for a new feather for my hat

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Oct 01, 2015 3:02 am

Granted. It came from a Mama Roc and she's royally fucking pissed. She takes you back to her nest as food for her babies. Bye-bye!

I wish for a good night's sleep.