King of the Hill
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- Severisen Montresor
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King of the Hill
Revall... you can't even step on my mountain


Deshreti
Pharaoh Emeritus of Osiris
Former Guardian of the Atef
Former Marshal General of the Sekhmet Legion
Nomarch of Terenuthis
Lord of House Isaraider
King of the Hill
[class=members]Festavo[/class] sits inside bunker inside hill while he orders a nuke to be dropped on the hill
~Pharaoh Emeritus of the Osiris Fraternal Order~
[8:02:13PM] Nuke: but how can you be more dangerous than festavo? now that guy is a real fucking OG
[8:02:46PM] Koth: Are you drunk, Nuke?

Spoiler
Revall wrote:: Festavo is an off his rocker cowboy capable of anything at the drop of a hat.
Skype Conversation excerpt:Plagentine wrote:: You got Festavo'd.
[8:02:13PM] Nuke: but how can you be more dangerous than festavo? now that guy is a real fucking OG
[8:02:46PM] Koth: Are you drunk, Nuke?
Valrifell wrote:God dammit Fest, you think too much!
Koth wrote:I'm a fucking raider, everyone else can blow me.
Spoiler

King of the Hill
Alcon Enta opens the door and directs the Nuke inside.
"My Hill"
"My Hill"
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
King of the Hill
A cockroach survives the detonation of the nuke and is made king of the hill. I then squash it with my shoe.
My hill.
My hill.
King of the Hill
I bring cockroach repalant... no no i bring smenkhara repalant and spray it on him!
My hill!
My hill!
Jash7
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Honourable Leader of the United Sovereign Nation of Jash7
Former Councilor of the Deshret
Loyal servant of the Osiris Fraternal Order
Spoiler
King of the Hill
I call ghostbusters on Jash.
My hill.
My hill.
- Impossible Girl
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King of the Hill
Offers Kemi a lemonade. Waits for the sleeping powder to take effect. Loads he in a wheelbarrow and hauls her into the woods to the cottage of seven dwarves. Convinces them to watch over her, returns to the hill and sits on the throne.
King of the Hill
No... No... No... No...
My hill. I stay.
My hill. I stay.
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Oriole Electronics
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King of the Hill
[class=members]Oriole Electronics[/class] sneaks up behind them and sleeps atop the hill.
King of the Hill
[class=banned]Kemi[/class] sprays lemon pledge in your eyes. You run away screaming.
My hill. I stay.
My hill. I stay.