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Severisen Montresor
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Post by Severisen Montresor »

Revall... you can't even step on my mountain


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[class=members]Festavo[/class] sits inside bunker inside hill while he orders a nuke to be dropped on the hill
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[8:02:13PM] Nuke: but how can you be more dangerous than festavo? now that guy is a real fucking OG
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Post by Ainocra »

Alcon Enta opens the door and directs the Nuke inside.



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Post by Kemi »

A cockroach survives the detonation of the nuke and is made king of the hill. I then squash it with my shoe.

My hill.
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Post by jash7 »

I bring cockroach repalant... no no i bring smenkhara repalant and spray it on him!


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Kemi
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Post by Kemi »

I call ghostbusters on Jash.

My hill.
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Post by Impossible Girl »

Offers Kemi a lemonade. Waits for the sleeping powder to take effect. Loads he in a wheelbarrow and hauls her into the woods to the cottage of seven dwarves. Convinces them to watch over her, returns to the hill and sits on the throne.
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Post by Kemi »

No... No... No... No...

My hill. I stay.
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[class=members]Oriole Electronics[/class] sneaks up behind them and sleeps atop the hill.
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Post by Kemi »

[class=banned]Kemi[/class] sprays lemon pledge in your eyes. You run away screaming.

My hill. I stay.
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