Corrupt a Wish

Theoden Sebastian · Post by **Theoden Sebastian** » Thu Dec 19, 2013 12:32 am

Granted. You'll get fourth-degree burns instead!

I wish I had french fries right now

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Mon Dec 23, 2013 6:04 am

Granted but they are covered in way too much watery mayo.

I wish I was raiding

Post by **shetef** » Wed Dec 25, 2013 9:32 pm

Granted, you have to sign the RP-R/D treaty first.

I wish it would rain.

Venico · Post by **Venico** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 9:09 am

Granted...better start building an ark.

I wish Koth was around more :/

Post by **shetef** » Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:45 pm

Granted, he gets annoying as hell and you have to banject your lover.

I wish the snow would let up.

Cormac · Post by **Cormac** » Wed Jan 08, 2014 12:18 pm

Granted, but now it's 110 degrees and only your winter clothes are clean.

I wish I wasn't stuck in this apartment today.

Vaculatestar · Post by **Vaculatestar** » Sun Jan 26, 2014 3:28 pm

Granted, but now you are stuck in a piranha infested body of water.

I wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.

Caligula · Post by **Caligula** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 6:31 pm

Vaculatestar Mikaelson wrote:Sun Jan 26, 2014 8:28 pmI wish I didn't have to go to class tomorrow.

Granted, but now you're kicked out of university.

I wish I could see in the dark

Dead Account · Post by **Dead Account** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 9:21 pm

Granted, but all you can see is demons

I wish I wasn't crazy?

Caligula · Post by **Caligula** » Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:32 pm

Granted, but now everyone else is crazy.

I wish I wasn't so short