Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:15 pm**

Somebody makes a wish, for example:

I wish I could swim.

And you reply corrupting that wish, for example:

Granted, but you have now grown gills.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2013 3:55 am**

I'll start.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2013 6:08 pm**

Granted, but now you've got indigestion.

I wish it wasn't so cold here.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2013 7:57 pm**

Granted! However your house may be on fire.

I wish I had someone to warm my bed if ya know what I mean

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2013 8:19 pm**

Granted, but it's Jimi

I wish I had a jar of dirt.

Posted: **Sun Dec 08, 2013 9:42 pm**

Granted, but it may contain trace amounts of anthrax.

I wish my hand didn't hurt.

Posted: **Tue Dec 10, 2013 2:15 am**

Granted, but Lefty just isn't the same.

I wish I could sleep.

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 11:31 am**

Granted, but you overslept and didn't get anything done.

I wish it was Christmas already!

Posted: **Tue Dec 17, 2013 12:26 pm**

Granted, but only because God thought he'd give you something happy to focus on whilst the apocalypse unfolded.

I wish I was the Emperor of Earth.

Posted: **Wed Dec 18, 2013 10:00 pm**

Granted. Unibot gets jealous over your recent conquest and slays you in the night.

I wish my hands weren't cold.

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