Bully Valentines
Hosted by Hasal-Pharaoh Salem, CA Vizier Cret, and Sub-CA Vizier Maadi
Anonymously Sent Valentines For Ark :
- I hope your chewtoy gets lost.
- Ark, more like, bark. Hmph.
- Heard you were stinky… I think it’s true.
- You are comparable to 52 stat roll armor. not the worst, but immediately dismantled.
For Ben :
- I hope all your sunflower seeds are rotten.
For Chair :
- One word : termites.
- Furniture regional mascots are so last year.
- store bought orange juice > you
- more like gross flavoured candle!
- Ew, your termites are everywhere. Contain them, please.
- My hats are cooler than yours <3
For Cret :
- What kind of owl can't even catch a hamster?
- "The Old Owl" : Your feathers smell of an abandoned waste facility that sat still full in the hot Arizona sun for years
- I bet your feathers are really purple
- I would like to give you a hug, knowing that owls cannot fly with sodden wings.
- you may be an old boomer who didn't know what steam is, but you are still one of the nicest people I've met here
For Cryochol, aka Toast :
- I eat toast like you for breakfast
For Durm :
- Nerd
- I hope Barry takes away your ability to create puppets… specifically you… only you.
For Hazel-Malphe :
- Notice how there isn't an Ancient Egyptian deity of rats? Big L.
- Ew, how'd a rat get in here!
- If you were not so quick to abandon sinking ships, I would be happy to invite you to a permanent residence.
- your flag isn't flat enough make it flatter
- Крысы плохие
- so ratty i hope you get a whole flea and you get attached to it and befriend and you end up starting another plague like the rat you are
For Koth :
- Man like... The Bengals tho.
- You're just... old, like... so old, my gosh
- Recent studies have shown that your first posts on the forum date from the middle of the Permian extinction event
- I heard that your favourite colour is pink… it’s true isn’t it?
- This was the 69th submission. Nice.
For Kyru :
- I bet you don't even have horns.... Pfft.
- U will be a mountain goat in the same way Isaac was a mountain child
- happy 1 year closer to being b o n e, i hope your skeleton itches
- I bet your horns aren't even pointy!
For Maadi :
- You're secretly a 'fenda, huh?
- *pokes you in the eye* - Ha.
- The true Airspace is inside ur skull
For Mike :
- I'm still convinced it's a fake cowboy hat.
- It’s okay to secretly love anime. We all know you do.
For Ozenev :
- Your favourite colour is the worst of the colours.
For Ren :
- Your elbows will go missing April 24th, 2025
- Ren,,, more like..... ran?
- *crowd boos*
For Rigel :
- n00b much?
- I love you, but you're a super nerd.
For Salem :
- One word : Cudreobar
- Salem, I hope your lemonade is unreasonably sour and in fact quite pungent to the sniffer
- Why do you refuse to ban me you meanie.
- salem i hope your lemonade is unreasonably sour and in fact quite pungent to the sniffer
- I bet if I blended you a waffle you'd eat it.
- Blenders aren't really that cool.
- ex-pharaoh more like ex-pharaold
For Skar :
- Haha, nerd!
- Gieren zijn slecht
- If you fell down it would hurt me… from laughing so much.
For Skies :
- Mathaholic
- AJJ isn't even all that good.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, microwaves suck, and so do u
- To think people once looked upwards in wonder, not realising that everything interesting up there is as far beyond you as it is from them.
- Avada Kedavra!
- *slaps math books out of your hands*
For Tethys :
- Fish pee in you.
For Winprox :
- steps on moth
- Moths are icky.
For Res :
- "The RESident (haha get it?) Osiran Absent Father" : What a nerd L
- I looked up dork in the dictionary, all that was under it was your name.
- what a nerd L
- Hey, Ur great! When you're not stabbing people in the chest with Witcher Medallions, or when you ya know. Wake up and do guardian things. And most days that are divisible by 11.
For Wasc :
- I hope you stub your toe for every chicken you have murdered.
- Your chicken rescue center could use an extra decorative feather or two, really liven the place up.
- I hope you stub your toe for every chicken you have murdered.
- Foxes are just dumb wolves that couldn’t get into collage.
For Altino :
- We all know you have tiny legs but you probably have tiny hands too.
For BB :
- Big Boyz? More like Big Boringz!
- Weeb much?
For Draco :
- Draco : King of Nerds
- They're just enlarged wyverns, aren't they? Sad!
For Halo :
- *cough* nerd *cough*
For Lynxi :
- I cannot tell which was worse, Ponysiris or the fact I can still smell the pile of socks you stole during your reign
For Nota :
- Awesome Possum? More like… lame possum.
Jaz :
- Actual boomer.
SAFT :
- Super Awkward Foul-Smelling Toes… (SAFT)
