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RULES:
Make an excuse why you can't do the thing the poster above you wants you to do, and then give the next poster something to do.

EXAMPLE:
Person 1: You have to raid tonight.
Person 2: I can't raid tonight, I just became the Pharaoh of Osiris. You have to wash the dog.
Person 3: No can do, the grouch new Pharaoh cut my water off. You need to make dinner.

To start you off...
You have to endorse Syb.
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I can't, I'm too busy chasing with the Wardens.

You have to make a flag for the contest.

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I can't, the only thing I know how to do is photoshop beards.

You have to play a bunch of spam games.
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I can't. I was stabbed.

You have to come up with something to post
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I can't, I'm trying to sleep early.

You have to give Wrek a suppository.
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I have no fingers

Syberis needs both of his arms amputated in order to replace them with chainsaws
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I can't, pretty sure I would kill him in the process of pulling his arms off.

Kowa needs 10 hats, 3 cars, and a couple more spam posts. Can you get this for him?

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I can't, I'm deathly allergic to hats.

We're out of milk, could you fetch some?
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I can't, because I'll spill it and cry.

Syberis needs his new Pharaoh nightgown, go grab it for him?

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I can't, NK is still wearing it, and I don't want to strip him down.

I really need someone to add some rooms in the Palace Tour, mind helping me out?
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