Corrupt a Wish

[Cormac]

Somebody makes a wish, for example:

I wish I could fly.

And you reply corrupting that wish, for example:

Granted, but you never learned how to land.

Then you make a wish.

I'll start: I wish I could date Ryan Reynolds.

[Adytus]

Granted but he is abusive.

I wish I had something to drink.

[Cain]

Granted, "Pass the Whiskey" will be written on your tomb stone.

I wish I could ride horses better.

[Adytus]

Granted but you can't get off, ever.

I wish people would spam!

[Cain]

Granted, but it happens outside the festival and spam areas

I wish hunting scorpions was easier.

[Adytus]

Granted but it's so easy they all die out.

I wish I had 1000 posts already!

[Cormac]

Granted, but a bitter forum admin always resets your post count to zero when you hit 1000.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, that is what I'd really like to be, 'cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener, everyone would be in love with me!

[Adytus]

Granted but you find yourself in the movie Sausage Party.

I wish I had a fast car.

[Cormac]

Granted, but you're getting speeding tickets every time you drive now.

I wish I never had to work again and could live a life of leisure.

[Ahemait]

Granted, but during your leisure you have to watch Power Rangers on repeat until you die

I wish I had a pizza