The Osirian Broadcasting Corporation

[Gradea]

Welcome to the Osirian Broadcasting Corporation, Osiris' premier media organization (apart from all the other ones).

Director-General: Gradea Sanguine

[Gradea]

0.30-2.30 Teleshopping: Gradea Sanguine presents all the latest things you can buy from the comfort of your own home such as "Cormac is always right" T-shirts, whips for oppressing those pesky slaves who refuse to build the Pharaoh's pyramid and cloves of garlic.

2.30-2.50 Very Early Morning News with Gradea Sanguine: As it says on the tin, Gradea reads the news whilst being very tired.

2.50-7.00 Desert Dwarf: Repeats of Desert Dwarf, a sitcom in sand, written by Gradea Sanguine, starring Gradea Sanguine, directed by Gradea Sanguine, produced by Gradea Sanguine with the them song being written and sung by Gradea Sanguine.

7.00-8.00 Morning News with Gradea Sanguine: With some lazy journalism, sensationalism and tired presenters, the Morning News is presented by Gradea Sanguine.

8.00-10.30 Good Morning Osiris Presented by Gradea Sanguine, Good Morning Osiris features some rather irritating guests who talk about things which interest no-one. Tunein for your chance to win an exclusive, all expenses trip to the Rejected Realms.

10.30-11.30 The Kemetic Republic Join us as we journey into the mists of time to explore this mythical era of Osirian history where people believed in talking pandas, and apparaently people were ables to spell or something an duses proper engleesh.

11.30-11.40 Address by the Pharaoh The Pharaoh will talk about something, giving Gradea the chance for a power nap.

11.40-12.40 Noon News with Gradea Sanguine Nothing has really happened so Gradea will just repeat the Morning News.

12.40-15.00 Osiris vs Balder: International Basketball The Osirian Cats face off against the Balderian Bald Men in an international basketball friendly match.

15.00-15.30 Thebes S5, E2. It's a slow day in the Sethos Palace. Cormac (Mark Addy) eats some tacos. NK (Jack Gleeson) writes some poetry. Tim Stark (Sean Bean) plays with a pen he found on the floor. (Repeat)

15.30-16.00 Scribes S1, E1 From the creators of Thebes comes Scribes, an incisive look into the running of the Council of Scribes. Syberis (Nicholas Cage) eats a pie with his shoes on in the Council Chamber, Trans (David Tennant) accepts a brown paper bag, Fedele (Helen Mirren) runs after a flying fish and Yuno (Hirano Aya) meets an old friend. (Repeat)

16.00-19.00 Whale of a Time A documentary recounting Whalegate, a crisis which led to the downfall of the Whale administration.

19.00-19.30 Evening News with Gradea Sanguine Gradea reads the news, trying to look as awake as possible.

19.30-20.30 Transdor Who Starring Peter Capaldi as time travelling Deputy Scribe, Transdor Who, Transdor goes on an adventure through time and space in a green telephone box. This week, Transdor Who encounters the Garlics on the planet the South Pacific and defeats them by confusing them immensely.

20.30-21.00 Question Time This week, Syberis (Vizier of War), Lord Ravenclaw (Delegate of the North Pacific), Ivan Moldavi (Emperor of the New Pacific Order) and Gradea Hanson (Leader of the Osirian Nation Party) join the show.

--END OF TRANSMISSION-- (Damn it Council of Viziers for not giving us more funding)

[Transdavisia]

19.30-20.30 Transdor Who Starring Peter Capaldi as time travelling Deputy Scribe, Transdor Who, Transdor goes on an adventure through time and space in a green telephone box. This week, Transdor Who encounters the Garlics on the planet the South Pacific and defeats them by confusing them immensely.

Oooh- can I be in the staff?

By the way- it's a light pink box or a light-desert-ish-green box, depending on which tinted sunglasses you're wearing: Osiris Purple or Ledger.

[Transdavisia]

Footage from Thebes:

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Footage from Scribes:

[War Wombat]

Okay, then...