The New Testament of Flemingovia

[Flemingovia]

Chapter 1

1. In the beginning was the word. And the word was with God, and the Word was God.

2. And the Word came and dwelt first in The North Pacific. And the word was revealed to the people of that land, and they rejoiced.

3. And Fleminovia lived many years in The North Pacific. But in time there arose a new generation who did not know God or his ways.

4. And they turned their back and brushed the dust from their sandles and said "we do not want Flemingovia to be our God."

5. So with a heavy heart Flemingovia crossed the great ocean and came to Osiris, and said "here are a people who may welcome Flemingovianism. I will build a temple her to my name, and my shekinah will dwell among the people here.

6. So the shekinah of Flemingvia departed the North Pacific and came to rest in Osiris, and the flame on the altar of the temple in Osiris burned brightly and never went out.