Osiris Fraternal Order

LOL but you're so much better than ordinary bucket so that wish is made even better

Granted. It fries your bike.

I wish for a flowerstorm

Granted but it's all rosebushes.



I wish for an Ipad

Granted. The screen is cracked.

I wish for an apple.

Granted but its turns out to be a Bad Apple.

I wish for a castle.

Granted








I wish for two hard shelled tacos minus cheese

Granted. The shells are so hard they break your teeth.

I wish for caek

Granted but the caek gains sentience and while holding you hostage lives your life and revalls (no typo) in it.

I wish for a double bladed lightsaber that changes colors every few seconds.

Granted. It changes colour to sludge brown.

I wish for sour snakes.

Granted. You get sour snakes. That one started corrupt and needed no help.

I wish for a parade to pass by my building right now.

Granted, The Leper Pride parade is coming down the street now



I wish for a steak