Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Sun Jul 12, 2015 2:08 am**

Granted. It (or rather its current state of ruins) dates back to Ancient Rome.

I wish for a bag of Doritos

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:59 am**

Granted. They were left open though so they are stale and covered in ants.

I wish that it was still the weekend

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 8:08 pm**

Granted but you have work to do

I wish I could sleep now.

Posted: **Mon Jul 13, 2015 9:17 pm**

Granted but now you're dead.

I wish I win the lottery.

Posted: **Tue Jul 14, 2015 4:21 am**

Granted. So does everyone else, and the grand prize is $17

I wish for a password cracker (the **EDIBLE** kind)

Posted: **Tue Jul 14, 2015 7:18 am**

Granted but you don't know what to do with it.

I wish for a four week Hawaiian vacation.

Posted: **Tue Jul 14, 2015 9:48 am**

granted but while you are surfing there you jump the shark

I wish for TRR to go raider

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2015 1:11 am**

Granted But Unibot returns to lead the armed forces.

I wish for the ability to time travel.

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2015 4:13 am**

Granted. You cause a rip in the space-time continuum and the entire world ceases to exist. Thanks a lot m8

I wish for a bucket.

Posted: **Wed Jul 15, 2015 9:22 pm**

granted but it turns out to be me (GET IT!)

I wish for a Pikachu

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