Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted. It’s a new glitch that crashes the servers and is unfixable.

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I wish summer only lasted a business week.

Your wish is granted but you are the only one to enjoy it

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I Osiris had more trees. Seeing sand all the time outside my cage hurts my eyes

Granted, Osiris is now a lush rainforest and you've been eaten by newly invasive predators.

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I wish I could be powerful like Super Man.

Granted. You accidentally destroy several cities with your newfound, unpracticed superpowers.

I wish for all the pickleball courts in the world to be converted into tennis courts.

Granted. But now, no one plays either sport.


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I wish I could see into the future~

granted. the future sees you looking at it and gets spooked, causing a collapse in the space-time continuum.

i wish for the common cold to like. stop please.

Granted. The common cold stops being a thing. It is replaced with a zombie virus that plagues the world.

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I wish I had ten more candles.