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Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 7:59 pm
by Addison
prayer granted, now whenever you would typically have allergies you instead are just sick with a cold.
I pray that someday wisconsin shall be an independent country
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2023 11:25 pm
by Cretanja
Granted. It claims independence for two hours - hit because to state May exit the union, the state has thus been nuked to smithers.
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I wish I had the means to begin the next great communist revolution; globally.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 7:10 pm
by Durm
Granted. Sadly, the capitalists have the means to stop it.
I wish they didn't.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sun Jan 22, 2023 8:20 pm
by Cretanja
Granted. Capitalists now no longer have the means to stop the communist revolution.
However, the Fascists now do. Woe is us, I’m the world order.
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I wish our species would evolve a sense of unity in humanity that puts an end to fascism, forever.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 4:37 am
by Aqual
Granted. After many generations of natural selection, evolution has finally stamped out the last fascist. It has also stamped out every other human being, none of whom were fit enough to survive the climate crisis mass extinction event. Death is the great uniter of humanity, it seems.
I wish for an end to fossil fuels.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2023 12:14 pm
by Cretanja
Granted. Humanity back tracks to the Stone Age.
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I wish I had some boneless buffalo wings right now, hehe.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Fri Mar 03, 2023 11:54 pm
by Aqual
Granted. The last of the mythical winged buffaloes is hunted to extinction in order to feed your desire. This angers the other legendary creatures, who curse humanity to be deboned and fried for their consumption as punishment.
I wish for it to snow.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 1:05 am
by Malphe
Wish granted. You're snowed in.
I wish for warmer weather.
Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Sat Mar 04, 2023 9:06 am
by Cretanja
Wish granted, global warming accelerates to apocalyptic standards.
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I wish I knew for certain that mankind was not alone in the universe.
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Re: Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer
Posted: Tue May 02, 2023 8:27 am
by Durm
Granted, you don't like what you know.
I wish warzones could CTE when everyone is yeeted.