Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted, but it closes a day later. Every Applebees is replaced with a Mcdonalds.

I wish for fendas to stop defending and go play amogus instead.

Granted. Defenders no longer chase raiders. The raider faction now much decide into teams of raider-raiders and raider-defenders to keep the game fair.

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I wish I could fly.

Granted, you're a black hawk.

I wish RL nations would CTE if the leader doesn't do anything for more than 28 hours.

Granted. The world falls into anarchy.

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I wish all the world's governments would switch to clean energy only, tomorrow.

Granted. They do, only for tomorrow.

I wish for money.

Granted. You are given multiple millions of North Korean Won.

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I wish Red Bull really did give me wings~

You have become an F1 car which has wings.

I pray that hamsters are able to shoot sunflower seeds out of their butts

Granted. They can; but only after becoming severely constipated for several days.

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I wish that I could draw better, hehe.

Granted. You draw amazing pieces of art but you can never show it to anybody or you end up dying.


I wish I can see through peoples clothes

Granted. You really dislike what you can now see.

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I wish I didn’t have allergies.