Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer

[Malphe]

Wish granted. You are now a class enemy. Where will you hide when the revolution comes?

I wish for an excellent GPU.

[Cretanja]

Wish granted.
You receive an excellent GPU, only it cost 2, 300£; breaking the bank.

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I wish I could bend fire, like Avatar Roku in Avatar, the Last Airbender.
^ Easily the dorkiest thing I’ve ever wrote. Hehe.

[Malphe]

Wish granted. Fire is alive, it breathes, it grows. Without the bender, a rock will not throw itself.

I wish for the destruction of France.

[Cretanja]

Wish granted.
Waves of natural disasters bombard southern France towards the north. Swats of French refugees escape towards the English Channel, swimming across, establish themselves, and declaring London as “New Paris”. French culture lives on.

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I wish for winter to be over with quickly.

[Malphe]

Wish granted. Ecological collapse.

I wish for better healthcare services.

[Cretanja]

Granted.
You alone have access to excellent healthcare. The rest of the healthcare-less world loathes you. People often cough and sneeze right on you, I’m your face, on purpose. “You’ll see a doctor”; they say.

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I wish that 2023 will be the best year of my life.

[Durm]

Granted, but 2024 is the worst.

I wish more people joined the Legion.

[Cretanja]

Granted.
Everted R/D Player in the game joins the Sekhmet Legion.
With everyone on the same team, R/D Gameplay grinds to a halt.

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I wish read people’s minds~

[Durm]

Granted, but you don't like what you read.

I wish for the next region I found to become latest updating.

[Cretanja]

Granted.
You now own the latest updating region; it doesn't.
The region you found refuses to update subsequently breaking the site altogether.

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I wish Applebee's would bring back their all-you-can-eat buffulo wings.