Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:42 pm**

Granted. It's covered in mold.

I wish I was a homosexual.

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 2:49 pm**

Granted. But every straight guy runs away from you from fear of being raped by you

Posted: **Thu Jun 12, 2014 4:31 pm**

Make a wish. You keep forgetting that part.

Posted: **Fri Jun 13, 2014 1:30 pm**

omg I am so sorry

I wish that i was a fish

Posted: **Sat Jun 14, 2014 12:31 pm**

Granted, you are now served in Osiris as Andrew Sashimi.

I wish American TV wasn't shite

Posted: **Mon Jun 16, 2014 2:09 pm**

Granted, but now you can take your eyes of it, and i eventually you quit your job and end up homeless

I wish i was the General Secretary of PRC

Posted: **Tue Jun 17, 2014 1:53 pm**

Granted, you go to hell for being a tyrant.

I wish my mother didn't have rocks for brains.

Posted: **Wed Jun 18, 2014 11:58 pm**

Granted, she has fish instead.

I wish I'd be granted full citizenship

Posted: **Tue Dec 30, 2014 9:33 pm**

Granted. You have citizenship, but it's from Somalia

I wish that the temperature would warm back up.

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:53 am**

Tomb wrote:Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:33 amGranted. You have citizenship, but it's from Somalia

I wish that the temperate would warm back up.

Granted, welcome to mercury

I wish for my eye back

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