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Granted. It's covered in mold.

I wish I was a homosexual.

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Granted. But every straight guy runs away from you from fear of being raped by you
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Make a wish. You keep forgetting that part.

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omg I am so sorry :facepalm:

I wish that i was a fish

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Granted, you are now served in Osiris as Andrew Sashimi.

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Granted, but now you can take your eyes of it, and i eventually you quit your job and end up homeless

I wish i was the General Secretary of PRC
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Granted, you go to hell for being a tyrant.

I wish my mother didn't have rocks for brains.
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Granted, she has fish instead.

I wish I'd be granted full citizenship
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Granted. You have citizenship, but it's from Somalia :P

I wish that the temperature would warm back up.
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Tomb wrote:Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:33 amGranted. You have citizenship, but it's from Somalia :P

I wish that the temperate would warm back up.


Granted, welcome to mercury

I wish for my eye back
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