Osiris Fraternal Order

Wish granted, you find a mummy's curse.

I wish for a well cooked steak.

Wish granted!
Your well cooked steak has been cooked to charcoal.

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I wish Korean wasn't so hard to learn.

Wish granted, but alas, it is only easier to learn at the expense of all others languages, which have ceased to exist.

I pray that I'll find a way to enjoy NS again by end of year.

Prayer granted. You know enjoy NS greatly! So much so... you no longer have the ability to stop looking at your screen. You are entranced by the powers of Barry...

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I wish I could win the lottery so that I could buy TAKIS chips nonstop forever and ever, never worrying 'bout running out. lol.

prayer granted, however takis changes the way they make their chips, and now all of them taste like your least favorite food

That's a horrible corrupted prayer. Take it back. *cries*

no, also I realize I forgot to make a prayer, so uh

I pray time will slow down just a little bit because I can't accept being so close to 2023 already

Prayer granted.
Time slows to a halt. But time and space must be maintain together - without one the other does not exist - thus, everyone dies.

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I wish I could talk to owls.

Granted, but you can't talk to anyone else.

I wish for 500€

Wish granted!
500€ is now I’m your pocket. However, you are prohibited from receiving anymore money, ever. You must live off that 500€ for the rest of your life.

I wish I was magically made the top CEO of TAKIS.