Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer

[Dragonian Alliance]

Wish granted, you find a mummy's curse.

I wish for a well cooked steak.

[Cretanja]

Wish granted!
Your well cooked steak has been cooked to charcoal.

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I wish Korean wasn't so hard to learn.

[Maadi]

Wish granted, but alas, it is only easier to learn at the expense of all others languages, which have ceased to exist.

I pray that I'll find a way to enjoy NS again by end of year.

[Cretanja]

Prayer granted. You know enjoy NS greatly! So much so... you no longer have the ability to stop looking at your screen. You are entranced by the powers of Barry...

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I wish I could win the lottery so that I could buy TAKIS chips nonstop forever and ever, never worrying 'bout running out. lol.

[Addison]

prayer granted, however takis changes the way they make their chips, and now all of them taste like your least favorite food

[Cretanja]

That's a horrible corrupted prayer. Take it back. *cries*

[Addison]

no, also I realize I forgot to make a prayer, so uh

I pray time will slow down just a little bit because I can't accept being so close to 2023 already

[Cretanja]

Prayer granted.
Time slows to a halt. But time and space must be maintain together - without one the other does not exist - thus, everyone dies.

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I wish I could talk to owls.

[Durm]

Granted, but you can't talk to anyone else.

I wish for 500€

[Cretanja]

Wish granted!
500€ is now I’m your pocket. However, you are prohibited from receiving anymore money, ever. You must live off that 500€ for the rest of your life.

I wish I was magically made the top CEO of TAKIS.