Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted for nothing.

I wish I had a Golden Ticket to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory (the cool old version, not the CGI new one)

Granted, you drown in the chocolate river.

I wish my sister would shut up.

Granted. But she has forever disappeared from your life with most of your things

I wish Andrew would follow the rules of the game and make a wish after corrupting mine.

O dear i completely forgot about mine, im sorry

My wish is i want to be a benevolent dictator

Granted, you are immediately assassinated in a military coup.

I wish to be the best damn musicologist in the United States.

Granted, but nobody no longer cares and you cannot find a job in your field.

I wish I had all the hot dogs

you do but from then on dogs stalk you

I wish i was in china

Granted. You're wedged between stones in the Great Wall.

I wish I was good at hockey.

Granted but everyone else refuses to accept or treat you like a teammate

I wish that i had cake