Osiris Fraternal Order

Wish granted. Without the facility to produce fat your body is crippled as your weight plummets.

I wish for space travel within my lifetime.

Prayer granted:
Space travel is affordable as ever. For a low low price folks can opt to have their bodies sent to NASA where they will proceed to shoot corpses into the voids of space from Earth.


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I pray everyone remembers to drink enough water today.

Wish granted. We drown.

I wish to explode.

Prayer granted. You're stuck in a never-ending loop of timeless exploding over and over again.

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I pray that every realized how bad circuses really are and stop going and giving those people money.

Prayer granted. Disenfranchised clowns seek reparations in blood.

I pray that the tories never win an election again.

Prayer granted. The tories never win an election again, rather they coup and dismantle parliament establishing a conservative utopia with fascist beliefs at it's core.

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I pray that Chair rids himself of all those termites.

Granted. Chair is thrown into a fire to be rid of termites.

I wish for an incorruptible wish

Wish granted.

I wish for cars to be eliminated from Earth.

Granted, Earth is eliminated.

I wish for defenders to stop detagging Esterois.

Wish granted.
Defenders now actively occupy and will soon refound the region in the name of " Defender Unity ".

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I wish that I would find a super secret hidden Ancient Egyptian artifact.