Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted but thanks to your productivity, there is nothing left to do!

I wish it was not so hot outside!

Granted, but it's too cold that the universe ceases to exist.

I wish more would happen on Skype & Discord.

Granted, but now every time you log in the huge number of unread messages crash your computer.

I wish I were President of the United States.

Wish granted but you turn into a lizardman.

I wish I was Prime Minister of the UK.

Granted, but you... something.

I wish I was less lazy.

Granted, but now you're so busy you're constantly stressed.

I wish I had unlimited wealth.

Granted but you have no way of spending it.

I wish I could jump and touch the peak of a mountain.

Granted but it happens every time you jump.

I wish I had a big house.

Granted, but its haunted by the ghost of Billy Mays advertisements playing loudly.

I wish I had a hat

The hat eats the universe.

I wish there was no ads