Osiris Fraternal Order

The world has been flattened by [class=pharaoh]Fedele[/class]

I wish update came on time.

Granted, but you were late.

I wish earth was one nation.

Granted. Hope you like Kim Jong Un.

I wish I had the Iron Man Hulkbuster

Granted, but the guy granting it wasn't really sure what it was so its made of plastic and he got it at Target.

I wish there was world peace.

Granted, but there is a massive war and 3/4 of the worlds population dies.

I we could all meet in person. I don't have many friends. :-(
(Stupid Middle School)

Granted, but we all don't have much in common.

I wish I had another cat.

Granted but it's a demon cat.

I wish I could get a muffin.

Granted but you can't eat it because it's a holy muffin.

I wish I had two other arms.

Granted but they slap you in the face constantly.

I wish I could stop procrastinating.

Granted but you always do your poorly.

I wish I could catch them all.