Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted, but he... dammit I don't want to corrupt that wish

I wish nothing could go wrong with this wish.

Granted but your insides turn into spaghetti.

I wish the sky was orange.

Granted but it's the ugliest shade of orange ever.

I wish I wasn't allergic to cats and had one.

The cat grows into a full grown male lion and claims you as its mate.

I wish I had two pina coladas.

The Pina Coladas are the last thing you ever drink.

I wish I could control electricity.

Granted but you eventually get electrocuted

I wish I had command of water

You have command of water but you still can't handle your liquor.

I wish Cormac could see my feelings for him.

Granted, but he is so suprised, he dies. (That got dark)

I wish I was immortal.

Granted, but you wither away into a molecule and watch the universe die.

I wish I was the Chief Vizier and nothing went wrong during my term, which I serve to the fullest extent.

Granted, but you are quickly purged after your term.

I wish the world was flat.