Corrupt a Wish

[Andrew]

Granted. I hope you like cyanide cake

I wish I had a penny

[Cormac]

Granted, but all the rest of your money has been stolen and the penny is all that's left.

I wish it actually felt like spring.

[Siniarus]

Granted. The temperature passes through springlike levels as Earth falls into the sun.

I wish it would snow here in the South.

[Tim Stark]

Granted, but everyone crashes their cars because y'all don't know how to drive in snow

I wish it would stop being so hot up North

[Petar Winter]

Your wish is granted, the earth moves far away from the sun and everything freezes

I wish I had an army of attack Walruses

[Cormac]

Granted, but they have staged a coup and the horde of walruses are besieging your gates.

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Tim Stark]

Granted, but they're in an outdated currency

I wish I cared about this

[Cormac]

Granted, but now you're obsessive compulsively checking this topic every minute and a half and you can't get anything else done.

I wish it would stop raining.

[Tim Stark]

Granted, now it's hailing

I wish I stopped caring

[Fedele]

You stop caring. You also stop eating and bathing. You slowly wither away but, honestly, you aren't bothered by it.


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