Osiris Fraternal Order

Posted: **Sun Jan 24, 2016 3:02 am**

Granted, but he gives you love

I wish for love

Posted: **Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:26 pm**

Granted, but now Unibot is madly in love with you.

I wish for pizza.

Posted: **Mon Jan 25, 2016 3:57 pm**

Granted, but it's moldy

I wish for one million didgerydoos

Posted: **Fri Feb 05, 2016 9:51 am**

Granted, they all play at the same time and tear you apart molecule by molecule.

I wish for some chocolate, without poison.

Posted: **Sat Feb 13, 2016 10:57 am**

Grented. But its expired, with bacteria growing on it, you get severe food poisoning

I wish for a massaging chair

Posted: **Wed Feb 17, 2016 1:58 pm**

Granted, the massage settings goes to "hella" and kills you.

i wish for a snowflake.

Posted: **Sun Feb 21, 2016 4:54 pm**

Granted, but its a huge sculpture that ends up rolling and killing you and everyone you love

I want to live in Santas House.

Posted: **Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:01 pm**

Granted, but it's Robot Santa from Futurama, and you're now dead.

I want to seduce Christina Hendricks.

Posted: **Tue Mar 01, 2016 3:35 am**

Granted. But her husband kill you in your sleep

I want to be special

Posted: **Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:14 am**

Granted but your special in being bored.

I wish for some cake.

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