Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted. The genie crashes two planets into the Earth when he misunderstood your request.

I wish for Optimus Prime.

Granted. It gets into a battle with another transformer and your front lawn is demolished by the fight.

I wish for a box of cereal.

Granted. The Cereal is made from shards of glass.

I wish for red eyes that have no bad side-effects on my wellbeing.

Granted. People get spooked and someone shoots you ('cause 'Murica)


I wish for a pony.

Granted. A pony exists now.

I wish to inherent one billion dollars, including taxes.

Granted. You accidentally run over someone's cat and get sued for 10 billion dollars.

I wish i had a penny.

Granted. You now have only one penny.

I wish to be legitimately elected leader of every nation in the world.

Granted. The CIA doesn't like you and teams up with MI6 and FSA to kill you.

I wish for a pony that I own.

Granted, but it's lame.

I wish for more money

Granted. The American government takes it to give China a small loan of a million dollars, and to pay off their debt.

I wish for a fully functioning pony that I own and lives with me.