Corrupt a Wish

[Kemi]

Granted. The classic villain thinks he can control the monster... only for it to turn on him and all of mankind! Good job.

I wish those idiots in the next street would stop playing their music at full-blast after dark! >_>

[Dragonian Alliance]

(I just wanted the world to burn )

Granted, day and night are now switched. They now play it during the day and all of nature is thrown out of whack.

I wish for a Canadian Empire, similar to the Rome or England of old.

[Tim Stark]

Granted, but it crashes just like Rome did.

I wish I would pass all my Finals

[Kemi]

Granted. You pass them, but the school computers are hacked and your marks are scaled down to zero.

I wish for a phonebook fort.

[Dragonian Alliance]

Granted, The natural instability of a fort made entirely out of phonebooks leads it to fall when the Hamsters invade shortly after.

I wish for Shakespeare's Lost Plays to be found.

[Tim Stark]

Granted, but they're all shit

I wish Zetaboards wouldn't sneak ads past adblock

[Kemi]

Granted. They sneak adbots behind adblock to compensate.

I wish for a family.

[Plagentine]

Granted. It's a family of squids, they die from being out of the water too long.

I wish for a bucket of KFC.

[Victor Siege]

Granted. It's a family of squids, they die from being out of the water too long.

I wish for a bucket of KFC.

Granted. Enjoy your bucket of global corporation.

I wish I sere three times as intelligent as I am now.

[Kemi]

Granted. It's the Middle Ages and you get burned at the stake for heresy.

I wish for a Spaceballs DVD.