Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted but you are so strong you kill your GF just by touching her

I wish for a turbolaser capable from a precision orbital strike on a single individual.

Granted, The Turbolaser is next to you. However, it needs a power supply capable of the world's current energy output. Weighing several tons and oddly shaped, it is too expensive to send it into space, currently.

I wish for a fully operational DROID ARMY!!! under my command.

The Droid Army is fully operational, but the droid armor is made of thin sheet metal and is easily pierced by bullets, a knife or even a strong punch really.

I wish I had a wish

Granted. It was a death wish.

I wish for a star.

A star appears above you incinerating the planet, throwing off orbits in the solar system, and looking quite splendid.

I wish for the Perfect Puppy

Granted. It doesn't exist. Perfection doesn't exist.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

Granted but its full of shrapnel.

I wish for a Pikachu.

Granted. It fries your bike.

I wish for a box of rocks.

Granted. They fall on your head from a great height and kill you on the spot.

I wish for some spaghetti with meatballs.

Granted, you are however a skeleton now. The food thus goes right through you. NHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish Godzilla was real.