Mythology Week: Corrupt a prayer

[Malphe]

Prayer granted. The sudden, inexplicable, and seemingly magical disappearance of a large caste of conspiracy theorists drives a vastly invigorated fundamentalist movement that takes havoc on the earth.

I pray for a cessation of climate change.

[WinProx]

Prayer granted. The climate of the world won't change anymore, it would be the same temperature as we have it now in the summer for all eternity. All fresh water is consumed and then humanity dies of dehydration.

I pray that june was not abused by big companies for being pride month

[Cretanja]

Prayer granted.
Corporations now refuse to recognize Pride Month and actively influence our politicians on Anti-LGBT legislation.

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I pray that today is chill and isn't too dramatic, lol.

[Malphe]

Prayer granted. Today is mind numbingly boring.

I pray for an absence of competition in my life.

[Cretanja]

Prayer granted! :

-With no competition for you to fight against, you become extremely inept in almost every area of your daily life.

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I pray that I somehow win a sweepstake, being awarded a lifetime's worth of free TAKIS chips...!

[Malphe]

Prayer granted. You drown in the chips.

I pray for Morrowind to be remastered.

[Sygian]

Prayer granted. You drown in the chips.

I pray for Morrowind to be remastered.

Your prayer is granted - the bugs are remastered, too.

I pray that the Celtics win the NBA Finals.

[Malphe]

Your prayer is granted - the bugs are remastered, too.

I pray that the Celtics win the NBA Finals.

Wish granted, but their victory is on the barest of technicalities that it damages the NBA's reputation for decades to come.

I wish for a shakeup of the NationStates status quo.

[Sygian]

Your prayer is granted - the bugs are remastered, too.

I pray that the Celtics win the NBA Finals.

Wish granted, but their victory is on the barest of technicalities that it damages the NBA's reputation for decades to come.

I wish for a shakeup of the NationStates status quo.

Admins ban raiding for good, and defenders bask in their victory..

I wish to coup Lazarus.

[Cretanja]

Payer granted. You coup LazCorp...
Everyone leave the region - making your delegacy irrelevant.

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I pray to have the ability to eat as much as I want without getting fat.