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Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:52 am
by Kajan
Granted. All the genies are actually Jafar.
I wish for Michael Bay to become a good director.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:36 am
by Kemi
Granted. That's only because all the movie critics were bribed.
I wish for some IP addresses.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:11 am
by Kajan
Granted. The're found out by hackers and they DDOS you because you rekt them at Minecraft
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:49 am
by Kemi
The whole forum is sucked into the deep web because you didn't make a wish!
I wish for an orange.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:47 pm
by Festavo
Granted, but the orange peels you.
I wish for the hand speed of lightning
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:47 pm
by Kemi
Granted. The Wish Monster doesn't understand what a "hand speed of lightning" is so he just guesses. You are handed the speed of lightning... WITH lightning itself.
I wish for Red Back.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:41 am
by Kajan
Granted. Mr. Robin Williams didn't know what red back was so he assumed the spider. You are now a redback spider.
I wish for the Iron Man suit.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:55 am
by Kemi
Granted. Somebody's in there...
I wish for a pumpkin.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:29 am
by Kajan
Granted. It's a spoopy pumpkin and it stalks you for the rest of your life.
I wish for a telephone.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:01 pm
by Festavo
You get a telephone with a cracked screen and missing battery.
I wish for a wish