Corrupt a Wish

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:52 am

Granted. All the genies are actually Jafar.

I wish for Michael Bay to become a good director.

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Oct 21, 2015 5:36 am

Granted. That's only because all the movie critics were bribed.

I wish for some IP addresses.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:11 am

Granted. The're found out by hackers and they DDOS you because you rekt them at Minecraft

Post by **Kemi** » Sat Oct 24, 2015 5:49 am

The whole forum is sucked into the deep web because you didn't make a wish!

I wish for an orange.

Post by **Festavo** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:47 pm

Granted, but the orange peels you.

I wish for the hand speed of lightning

Post by **Kemi** » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:47 pm

Granted. The Wish Monster doesn't understand what a "hand speed of lightning" is so he just guesses. You are handed the speed of lightning... WITH lightning itself.

I wish for Red Back.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:41 am

Granted. Mr. Robin Williams didn't know what red back was so he assumed the spider. You are now a redback spider.

I wish for the Iron Man suit.

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 27, 2015 1:55 am

Granted. Somebody's in there...

I wish for a pumpkin.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:29 am

Granted. It's a spoopy pumpkin and it stalks you for the rest of your life.

I wish for a telephone.

Post by **Festavo** » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:01 pm

You get a telephone with a cracked screen and missing battery.

I wish for a wish