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Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:39 am
by Kajan
Granted. The ball is full of spikes and has a force field repelling all those who go near it.
I wish for money.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:01 pm
by Kemi
Granted. You get five Nigerian dollars.
I wish for fifty cents.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:41 pm
by Kajan
You get fifty Indonesian rupiah. You poor soul.
I wish for le chat
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:56 am
by Kemi
Granted. It's Chatzy and laggy.
I wish for ice cream.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:02 am
by Kajan
Granted. It's Michael Bay ice cream and starts being casually racist and/or exploding when you get it.
I wish for some clothes.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:34 pm
by Kemi
Granted. They're pink and covered in makeup.
I wish for a Donald Trumpkin.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:38 am
by Kajan
Granted. He starts yelling racist slurs when you pick him up.
I wish for a jacket.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:11 am
by Kemi
Granted. It's a Yellow Jacket.
I wish for a copy of Captain Underpants.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:27 am
by Kajan
Granted. It comes to you wearing soiled underpants that try to bite you.
I wish for Star Wars VII to be out right now
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:37 am
by Kemi
Granted. It's co-produced by Michael Bay.
I wish for more genies.