Corrupt a Wish

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 4:39 am

Granted. The ball is full of spikes and has a force field repelling all those who go near it.

I wish for money.

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 9:01 pm

Granted. You get five Nigerian dollars.

I wish for fifty cents.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Fri Oct 16, 2015 10:41 pm

You get fifty Indonesian rupiah. You poor soul.

I wish for le chat

Post by **Kemi** » Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:56 am

Granted. It's Chatzy and laggy.

I wish for ice cream.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:02 am

Granted. It's Michael Bay ice cream and starts being casually racist and/or exploding when you get it.

I wish for some clothes.

Post by **Kemi** » Sun Oct 18, 2015 11:34 pm

Granted. They're pink and covered in makeup.

I wish for a Donald Trumpkin.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 12:38 am

Granted. He starts yelling racist slurs when you pick him up.

I wish for a jacket.

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 3:11 am

Granted. It's a Yellow Jacket.

I wish for a copy of Captain Underpants.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:27 am

Granted. It comes to you wearing soiled underpants that try to bite you.

I wish for Star Wars VII to be out right now

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 20, 2015 4:37 am

Granted. It's co-produced by Michael Bay.

I wish for more genies.