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Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:44 am
by Kajan
You fall into an eternal slumber that can only be woken my the kiss of Mike Wazowski.
I wish for a plush toy.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:46 pm
by Kemi
Granted. It comes to life while you're asleep and parties with other plush toys.
I wish for a spyglass
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:52 pm
by Kajan
Granted. It spies on you while you're sleeping.
I wish for a computer.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:30 pm
by Kemi
Granted. It's the HAL-9000.
I wish for a drone.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:48 am
by Kajan
Granted. HAL has uploaded himself onto the drone.
I wish for an epic soundtrack
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:18 pm
by Kemi
Granted. It's so epic it causes an earthquake.
I wish to be Queen of the Hill.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:39 am
by Kajan
Granted. The hill is quickly bulldozed so President Trump can build a new mansion.
I wish that Trump won't become President.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:05 am
by Kemi
Granted. It's Jeb instead.
I wish for a bucket of water.
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:12 pm
by Kajan
Granted. The bucket was pulled straight from a clean Chinese river.
I wish to be an xX_M7G_Xx pr0 n05c0p3r
Corrupt a Wish
Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:13 pm
by Kemi
Granted. The xX_M7G_Xx pr0 n05c0p3r is a computer virus, which just so happens to be destroyed by a White Hat Hacker. Goodbye.
I wish for a ball.