Corrupt a Wish

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 4:44 am

You fall into an eternal slumber that can only be woken my the kiss of Mike Wazowski.

I wish for a plush toy.

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 12:46 pm

Granted. It comes to life while you're asleep and parties with other plush toys.

I wish for a spyglass

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 2:52 pm

Granted. It spies on you while you're sleeping.

I wish for a computer.

Post by **Kemi** » Tue Oct 13, 2015 5:30 pm

Granted. It's the HAL-9000.

I wish for a drone.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 2:48 am

Granted. HAL has uploaded himself onto the drone.

I wish for an epic soundtrack

Post by **Kemi** » Wed Oct 14, 2015 5:18 pm

Granted. It's so epic it causes an earthquake.

I wish to be Queen of the Hill.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 12:39 am

Granted. The hill is quickly bulldozed so President Trump can build a new mansion.

I wish that Trump won't become President.

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 1:05 am

Granted. It's Jeb instead.

I wish for a bucket of water.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 3:12 pm

Granted. The bucket was pulled straight from a clean Chinese river.

I wish to be an xX_M7G_Xx pr0 n05c0p3r

Post by **Kemi** » Thu Oct 15, 2015 6:13 pm

Granted. The xX_M7G_Xx pr0 n05c0p3r is a computer virus, which just so happens to be destroyed by a White Hat Hacker. Goodbye.

I wish for a ball.