Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted. It's brick and in San Francisco. Hello earthquake.

I wish I had 666666 posts.

Granted. You sold your soul to Satan and will be in hell forever

I wish for a life

Granted. NS and a life aren't compatible, so you get a life and lose NS.

I wish to be Phonebook Codger.

Granted. I dunno who that is, so something happens and Michael Bay makes Transformers 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10.

I wish for cheese.

Granted. But you're lactose-intolerant.

I wish my exams were finally over!

Granted, but now you have a full time job and no social life.

Granted. You didn't male a wish and the whole internet was sucked into a vortex.

I wish for a bed.

Granted. It's a bed of roses... with ready to sting bees... (get the reference?)

I wish I didn't have a case of the Mondays anymore.

Granted, but it's now pereptually Monday

I don't get the reference.

I wish for a TV.

Granted. You go bankrupt purchasing it and it gets repossessed along with all your assets.

I wish I could sleep right now...

(It was a reference to a Simpsons episode)