Corrupt a Wish

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:53 pm

Granted, but a side effect of the sleeping pills is extreme ugliness and hungriness.

I wish for a kangaroo.

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:46 pm

Granted. It's a boxing kangaroo and you lost the match.

I wish for a flag.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:51 pm

Granted. It's the North Korean flag and you're actually just about to be executed.

I wish for a phone.

Post by **Kemi** » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:22 pm

Granted. You dropped it and it smashed. Bloody iPhones.

I wish for a crown.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:33 am

Granted. But they were actually the Crown Jewels and you were arrested and given a life sentence.

I wish for a Lego set.

Post by **Kemi** » Sat Oct 10, 2015 5:45 pm

Granted. It's in the form of a chair. No prizes guessing what you get when you sit on it.

I wish for a DVD of The Hollow Crown.

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:48 am

Granted. But the video makes Shakespeare come back from the dead with a vendetta against you/the BBC.

Post by **Kemi** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 3:19 am

YOU DIDN'T MAKE A WISH!

I wish I was eternally on my 666th post.

Post by **Festavo** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 7:19 am

Granted, but now the Devil stole your soul.

I wish for another amen

Kajan · Post by **Kajan** » Sun Oct 11, 2015 2:44 pm

Granted. But the genie didn't know what you were on about.

I wish for a house.