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Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 12:43 am
by Ainocra
Granted, you will sleep like an angel.......Tomorrow night




I wish for a disco ball!

Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 1:41 am
by Kemi
Granted. It came from a Dalek, and he's not too pleased with you....

EXTERMINATE!

I wish for ice cream.

Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2015 10:58 pm
by Ninja Kittens
Granted. But it's booger flavored.

I wish for all weekends to be three day weekends.

Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:08 am
by Fanster
Granted, but now each week is 11 days long.

I wish that this wish to be immune from any corruption.

Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 2:01 am
by Kemi
Granted. The Wish Monster misinterprets it as the other corruption. Your wish can't be bribed but it just got corrupted in the usual way.

I wish for a pair of pet rocks.

Corrupt a Wish

Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 9:44 am
by Ninja Kittens
Wish granted, but they're gender opposite in that way only rocks can be, and multiply at a rapid pace, eventually burying you beneath their spawn.

I wish for a fluffy pillow.

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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2015 3:56 pm
by Kemi
Granted. The fluff is raw wool. And it smells terrible!

I wish for a bucket.

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 1:42 am
by Ainocra
Granted, it's made of concrete and is as tall as you are.



I wish for a blank composition book

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 2:15 am
by Kemi
Granted. It rains and it gets wet.

I wish for a ball.

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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2015 4:07 am
by Ainocra
Granted, it's the third moon of a gas giant orbiting a star on the far side of the Andromeda Galaxy.



I wish it were October year round!