Osiris Fraternal Order

Granted. It's stuck in your heart.

I wish for a cookie

Granted. A warm fish flavored cookie appears in front of you.

I wish that summer had only just begun.

Granted. Summer trolls have only just begun invading the forums. Hope you enjoy three more months of them.

I wish that winter would be over now.

Granted. But summer will only last two weeks.

I wish it were winter already... (awko taco, right?)

Granted. Winter is Coming....
But it will be along one......who know what will happen to you

I wish for a fish

Granted. You get a Magikarp and you get splashed.

I wish for a box of rocks.

Your wish is granted, but unfortunately, you were riding in an inner tube behind a speed boat at the time and you couldn't hold on to them. They are now all at the bottom of a lake. Including the diamonds and rubies.

I wish for motivation

Granted. You get fanaticism.

I wish for a Spaceballs DVD.

Granted, spaceball one will be by to deliver it later today. (do you have an air shield?)


I wish for some more spam.

Spoiler

I wish for a box of chocolates.