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Moderators: Pharaoh, Vizier, Chief Vizier, Sub-Vizier
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You get an announcement.
I insert a DDoS attack.
I insert a DDoS attack.
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I insert a new modem
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Forum Game: Soda Machine
You get its constituent parts.
I insert Thomas the Spank Engine.
I insert Thomas the Spank Engine.
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You get all the stares of my coworkers each of whom is wondering why I am laughing so loudly.
I insert a VHS copy of the movie Heavy Metal
I insert a VHS copy of the movie Heavy Metal
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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You get a DVD copy of the movie Heavy Metal because VHS's are outdated.
I insert a condom.
I insert a condom.
- War Wombat
- Posts: 1761
- Joined: Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:00 am
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You get a look of disapproval from a Mississippi state legislator.
I insert 5 rounds rapid
I insert 5 rounds rapid
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"
-TAO

Former Titles:
-TAO

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Former Titles:
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Keeper of the Deshret
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Vizier of Osiris
Scribe of Culture
Assistant Director of the Diplomatic Service of Osiris
Ambassador of Osiris to The North Pacific
Ambassador of Osiris to the South Pacific (possibly)
Member of the Balder Riksdag
Forum Game: Soda Machine
You get a can of soft drink leaking profusely from a bullet hole.
I insert Festavo.
I insert Festavo.
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You get a Trick Shot
I insert a coin
I insert a coin
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
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You get half of a soda can
I insert the other half of the soda can
I insert the other half of the soda can
Spoiler
Spoiler
Firehelm: Lord General
HYDRA Command: Captain
Osiris: Curator x2, Scribe of Culture X2, Deputy Scribe
Grand Central: Regent of Military Affairs
Lazarus: Citizen, People's Congress member
The Rejected Realms: Officer of Human Resources, Officer of Internal Affairs x2, Officer of Outreach, Speaker x2
The Roman Empire: Legatus
Balder: Member of the Riksdag, Member of the Storting x6, Lawspeaker x2, Statsaraadet of integration, Statsminister
HYDRA Command: Captain
Osiris: Curator x2, Scribe of Culture X2, Deputy Scribe
Grand Central: Regent of Military Affairs
Lazarus: Citizen, People's Congress member
The Rejected Realms: Officer of Human Resources, Officer of Internal Affairs x2, Officer of Outreach, Speaker x2
The Roman Empire: Legatus
Balder: Member of the Riksdag, Member of the Storting x6, Lawspeaker x2, Statsaraadet of integration, Statsminister
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You receive the soda without a can
I put in Ivo
I put in Ivo
Tim Stark
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh
Objectively Osiris' 2nd Best Pharaoh