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Kemi
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You get an announcement.

I insert a DDoS attack.
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I insert a new modem
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"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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You get its constituent parts.

I insert Thomas the Spank Engine.
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You get all the stares of my coworkers each of whom is wondering why I am laughing so loudly.



I insert a VHS copy of the movie Heavy Metal
Alcon Enta
Fleet Marshal of Ainocra
Former Foreign Minister and Top Banana of Monkey Island
Former Keeper of the Deshret and Vizier of Osiris
"From far, from eve and morning and yon twelve-winded sky, the stuff of life to knit blew hither: here am I. ...Now--for a breath I tarry nor yet disperse apart--take my hand quick and tell me, what have you in your heart." --Roger Zelazny
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Kemi
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Post by Kemi »

You get a DVD copy of the movie Heavy Metal because VHS's are outdated.

I insert a condom.
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Post by War Wombat »

You get a look of disapproval from a Mississippi state legislator.

I insert 5 rounds rapid
"As a marsupial, you provide the insult"

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Kemi
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Post by Kemi »

You get a can of soft drink leaking profusely from a bullet hole.

I insert Festavo.
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You get a Trick Shot

I insert a coin
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Kyorgia
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You get half of a soda can

I insert the other half of the soda can
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The Rejected Realms: Officer of Human Resources, Officer of Internal Affairs x2, Officer of Outreach, Speaker x2
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You receive the soda without a can

I put in Ivo
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